you gotta love her

ellen talks about the time where she was about to meet God. at God's house. (well of course hypothetically LOL :D) listen to how she describes God when God walks into the room, "i would say she was about 47, 48 years old, just beautiful, beautiful black woman."

you gotta bear till the last part of this clip. it was very moving, and touching, and again brought tears to my eyes. and i'm sure you won't have much to endure, because she's funny! every thing she says is just incredibly meaningful you couldn't have imagined.

and if you interested in watching the whole performance, go to youtube and search for ellen degeneres, the beginning. Part 6 was hilarious when she talks about people who like to videoo tape themselves having sex. or people who likes to have sex in the bathroom.

"how do you even have room to fit two people in there to have sex? i mean, i barely have room to have sex in there by myself."

and then about same sex marriage. which has been a huge issue going on for ages in the states.

"we have this huge debates going on right now about same sex marriage. There are people who are against it, there are people who for it. People who are against it, some people say, marriage is a union between a man and a woman, and it has always been that way, and it should always remain that way. And if we changed that, and if its between two people of the same sex, then what's next, someone could marry an animal. That's where they go to right away. These people scared me, and they THINK we are weird."

"I don't wanna marry a Goat. I really don't."

"I can't even imagine dating a goat."

"but just picturing the apartment with you, and a goat. Just photographs all over the place."

"you and the goat running down the beach, holding hands."

"sunday morning, you're trying to read the paper, it is trying to eat it. "

"don't you eat that section, i haven't read it yet. don't you eat don't you eat.. erghhh i Love you, Goat!"

"i think it would be a tough day even for the most liberal parents, you bring the Goat home."

"Mom, dad, this is billy. We are in love."

here's part 6 for your viewing pleasure. :D