you gotta love her

ellen talks about the time where she was about to meet God. at God's house. (well of course hypothetically LOL :D) listen to how she describes God when God walks into the room, "i would say she was about 47, 48 years old, just beautiful, beautiful black woman."

you gotta bear till the last part of this clip. it was very moving, and touching, and again brought tears to my eyes. and i'm sure you won't have much to endure, because she's funny! every thing she says is just incredibly meaningful you couldn't have imagined.

and if you interested in watching the whole performance, go to youtube and search for ellen degeneres, the beginning. Part 6 was hilarious when she talks about people who like to videoo tape themselves having sex. or people who likes to have sex in the bathroom.

"how do you even have room to fit two people in there to have sex? i mean, i barely have room to have sex in there by myself."

and then about same sex marriage. which has been a huge issue going on for ages in the states.

"we have this huge debates going on right now about same sex marriage. There are people who are against it, there are people who for it. People who are against it, some people say, marriage is a union between a man and a woman, and it has always been that way, and it should always remain that way. And if we changed that, and if its between two people of the same sex, then what's next, someone could marry an animal. That's where they go to right away. These people scared me, and they THINK we are weird."

"I don't wanna marry a Goat. I really don't."

"I can't even imagine dating a goat."

"but just picturing the apartment with you, and a goat. Just photographs all over the place."

"you and the goat running down the beach, holding hands."

"sunday morning, you're trying to read the paper, it is trying to eat it. "

"don't you eat that section, i haven't read it yet. don't you eat don't you eat.. erghhh i Love you, Goat!"

"i think it would be a tough day even for the most liberal parents, you bring the Goat home."

"Mom, dad, this is billy. We are in love."

here's part 6 for your viewing pleasure. :D

its me!

a colleague of mine took this picture while i was looking really "pregnant". well that's what she said. she even named the picture "sexy". ha. nice.
and i guess i was just bored to death in the office, i even have time to play with all these stupid editing features! don't i look good with a little spray on my face? :D :D

myheritage

我讨厌igoogle

平常IE一开都是hk的google搜寻网站，简单干净看了又舒服。

但我今天才发现，原来google 除了平常看到的传统首业外，还有一个可以让你随意个人化的iGoogle界面，点进去一看，首先映入眼帘的是“热门搜寻排行榜”，关键字趋势里有个排名第仨的竟然是“陈自瑶”（哎yer 好恐怖），名字跟我的那么相像，我当然很想知道她是谁。

搜寻结果竟高达175,000条。


就是这个女人，她不但也叫陈yoyo，更可怕的是，网上都是她的丑闻、更衣片断、偷拍、写真、露点、半裸照片外泄等等。

陈yoyo怎么会这么不堪?!!

soda shop

鹰猪小姐昨晚又再推荐我看这个。记得上次她已经很兴奋地说了半天，只是jay brannan一直都没在我脑海里留下什么深刻的 印象。不过这次她有提到shortbus，我最近看过的一部电影。才发现，原来是他啊。那个介入两个男人之间，后来演变成three-way的可爱男生。

对于i m db把shortbus的资料列入adult contents里他是有点不高兴。所以在厕所 里喃喃自语了很久，又唠唠叨叨地说有些观众竟然嫌他表演时都不穿衣服（鹰猪小姐说就是没穿衣服才喜欢看，穿着衣服谁要看呢？）也对拉，he's a great eye candy 观众的要求也真是莫名其妙。但我很好奇从头到尾似乎都没听到他干大小事的声音，最后有必要冲水吗？

阴阳

公司经理级的女人帮闲着没事干，在公司自行组织了一个committee，说要拉近公司researchers之间的距离，多多联络感情，于是举办了一个“go healthy day!” （经理级女人大都珠圆玉润，吃好穿好日子过得好，胆固醇高血压大抵也少不了，的确是该多多注意健康！）

下午330半集合众人共商大计（那一刻我们才知道她们空有概念，实际的计划是零！），耗了我们宝贵的2个半小时才在一片混乱中结束“会议”。（那日傍晚我还得赶去interview!)

在那两个半小时内，researchers抽签分成5小组。随后各自聚集讨论为小组命名、继而分工、想办法出位、夺标等等。本来某成员欲将小组命名“ying yang”，即中文“营养”之意，谁知另一成员（imported from india!! 公司越来越多“外劳”真是的)在呈上名字时，将营养念成“yinyang”，我们在众人一片嘘声和质疑声，当然还也不缺嘲笑声中只好将错就错，改成“阴阳”。但我们随后发现“阴阳”其实更有意义，也更具发挥空间。

正式的比赛一个礼拜后举行。每小组需准备一道健康有益的菜肴，评审标准以presentation、creativity及marketing campaign为基础。由于知道自己即将离职，我很努力地参与campaign且“几乎”独立策划所有事情。那一个礼拜出钱出力，身心有够紧张和操劳，但所幸成果不菲，本小组荣获亚军，奖赏为蜜瓜一粒（这些经理怎么好意思寒酸成这样？）。我功劳最大，所以毫不客气地独吞奖品。因为没有我，以下的伟大作品也不可能成形：

此为加入公司以来，最值得纪念和最具归属感的一刻。

图解：
阴阳blueberry tart是妈妈的杰作。
中间的阴阳分线是番茄夹嘉应子（台湾好像叫咸李子）味道超棒。
其余的则是各种凉底和热底的水果双搭配，所谓阴阳相交而生万物，事事平衡圆融则万事顺心..

bugis backpackers GH

第一次住mixed dorm，真是让人脸红心跳到不行。

我的床。check in时，老板娘给了干净的床单和被子。bo很心不甘情不愿地把漂亮的蓝色让给我（bo是个好男人！:D :D）。

他自己则被逼睡丑丑脏脏的白色。

从我的床往外看。就是这看起来相当摩登，事实上有点残旧的窗户和阳台。

躺在床上往上看，睡在上层的是个长得黑黑壮壮像原住民的年轻男人。他把裤子浴巾什么的都挂在床边的铁架上。我盯着格子布看了好久，还是看不出来那到底是件什么东西。但我记得在我步入房内的时候，他抬起头对我笑了一下。

趁bo洗澡的时候，我溜出窗外的阳台上抽根烟。

往右边看过去，是这个不知名的三角建筑。

抽完烟回到房内，上面的男人已经走了。发现房内只剩自己和熟睡的老外，我的心忍不住怦怦地劲跳起来。 蹑手蹑脚地走到可爱老外跟前，偷拍了几张照。

晚上返回宿舍，时间其实尚早，可是大家都已经回来了。老外很有礼又极懂得尊重别人。说话的时候小声到像是情侣间在窃窃私语。bo说这样讲话真的好难过。我说管他们小声还是大声，最重要的是他们都赤裸着上身，穿着短裤在房内一直走来走去。我在角落里躺着，不时眯起眼睛偷看他们，偶尔有些眼神的接触，我就像遭电击一样在心里吓倒。

由于当天早上天未露白，我们就已经抵达新加坡（没想到两坡距离如此相近阿！）。折腾了一天的我身心俱疲，最后就在这即兴奋又甜蜜的心情中渐渐模糊了意识。

住mixed dorm最让人难忘的，就是气味。翌日清晨醒来，老板娘把冷气关掉后，房内就充斥着各种异味，混合着人的气息、臭鞋臭袜臭衣物、汗臭酸臭味，瞬间都被释放出来了。

但即便如此，我下次旅行住宿的选择还会是mixed dorm。

原因则不必多作赘述了。 :D